"Knitting conventions are boring."

We were sitting there discussing the upcoming Sock Summit, and he comes up with this gem - although I have to admit - he is probably not the first nor will he be the last;


"Knitting conventions are boring, crocheting conventions would be a lot more fun ... you know, there are a lot more hookers!"


Yeah.
I'm still rolling on the floor laughing and slapping my knees with that one.
Yuck, yuck.
Ahem.